I love to listen to my surroundings, so this is a recap of the amazingly awkward conversations I have come across in my travels. Enjoy!
Walmart, Virginia Beach
“Do you prefer the chocolate drumsticks? Well, look in the freezer. Are there more vanilla ones left?” *What a good southern mother*
Shaking Crab, Virginia Beach
Two employees playing rock, paper, scissors at the register and I asked why, and they shrugged.
The neighbor table got up and came over to me and asked what I ordered. I basically work here now and explained the entire process of ordering. Their accents had me giving delayed responses as I tried to decipher their questions. #NailedIt
I beat the hostess in Rock, Paper, Scissors. Video coming soon.
Stop & Shop
Little boy: “Why so many Cheerios?”
Mom: “They were 4/$10”
H&M Dressing Room
Boy 1: “Ring, ring.”
Boy 2: “Hello, how are you?”
Boy 1: “I’m not so well.”
Boy 2: “Why, what’s wrong?”
Boy 1: “My children are driving me crazy!”
Mother: “I need this chair.. for myself.. for my kitchen.”
Mother: “Because I sit in the kitchen.. from 10 to 2…then I sit in the sitting room.. from 2 to 10.. then I sleep from 10 to whenever.”
Little boy: “Why don’t we ever get to ride the alligator?”